“Are you a pessimist or an optimist” asked a friend to his friend. “Why do ask, out of the blue” the friend replied.
“coz, I need to tell you something and wondering how to put it” said the first.
“Come on, just tell me.” the other said and continued to say “okay, I’ll answer your question and put us both out of misery, I’m an optimist, now would you please tell me what you were gonna tell?”
“your fly is half open!!” said the first!
cheers
Sam Jayanth