You know you are in for a bad movie when:
1. You enter the cinema, ask an usher “which hall is the movie playing at”
and he replies “Is that movie playing here tonight?”!!
2. The usher almost laughs at you when you said the particular movie name.
Finally, somehow you find the hall.
3. There is no one at the entrance of the hall to check your tickets. ( As if the management said “no one’s gonna slip into this movie without a ticket, if they do slip in, the punishment will be watching that movie” )
4. Enter the hall and find only close to 20 people in the hall, which accomodates 200.
5. No advertisements before the beginning of the movie.
6. You still haven’t got the plot (if there is any) or genre of the movie (if it was supposed to have one) and the screen says “intermission“!
7. You still haven’t got the plot (if there is any) or genre of the movie (if it was supposed to have one) and the screen says “The end” and the credits come up!
That was close to what I experienced when I recently went for a movie called “Life Partner”
cheers
Sam Jayanth