This is collection of all status messages I could find in my gtalk friends list at one instant.
My take on them! I’ve bolded the status message.
- Invisible – Dude, putting that as a status message will not make you invisible, there’s an option to be invisible in “gtalk”
- one has written some Hindi stuff in English.. ●๋•нσтι тнι тυנнѕє ѕυвнα нαя ∂ιη кι тєяι ∂σρєнαя ѕє ѕнｿαм кι ∂нυη тнι нσтι тнι яααтєιη тєяι вααнση мєιη кнσｿє тєяє кнαｿαℓση мєιη нι נααgє αυя ѕσｿє.. тυ נσ ηαнιη тσ кｿα яαнα….●๋• ..
Its hard to understand Hindi even when its written in normal English script…
That script is not even in English..
- Bored as hell..
I asked “How do u know hell is boring”
“ya.. its only fire and ugly demons 24X7″ he replied
…But, doesn’t beauty lie in the eyes of the beholder…..
he corrected me saying “beauty lies in the eyes of the beer-holder” 
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking…!!!!
ya!.keep at it till u get slapped for that.. and then YOU can wonder..
- Time is valuable thing, Watch it as by pendullum swing
“pendullum”.. now you wish you spent more time learning spelling.
- B smart – stay with problems longer!!
Ya right!! Till you get fired?! Ya, then THAT problem would be the least of the problems
- Time seems to be more till we start some work!! theory of relativity…
Did u just hear Einstein turn in his grave?!
- I prefer to die standing than to live on knees
I thought we all lived on food and water!
- Returned… Is this normality, reality or surreality?
prepared for GRE?!, I guess so!
Cheers
Sam Jayanth